Quote of the Day

2006-04-03T07:56:00.000-07:00

"Is that dancing?"
Jill

"Yes, and that's why I don't do it very often."
Steve H.

2006-03-27T15:29:00.001-07:00

"Even his sneeze has an accent!"

Amy

2006-03-27T15:29:00.000-07:00

"What color is dolphin?'

Deena

2006-03-17T16:52:00.000-07:00

"My internet service is about as fast as a slug crawling through a straw."
Judith

2006-03-16T14:01:00.000-07:00

"It got all pixellated and weird sounding."
Jill

2006-03-09T08:32:00.000-07:00

"I'll put it in powerpoint."
Bart

2006-03-08T11:50:00.000-07:00

"It's not really drool if it doesn't leave your mouth."

Louis

2006-03-07T14:24:00.000-07:00

"There are few fields in which monkey people wouldn't be successful."
Meaghan

2006-03-06T16:00:00.000-07:00

"Goiter just doesn't say 'fun' to me."
Meaghan

2006-03-06T15:57:00.000-07:00

"I'm not funny in public."
Meaghan

2006-03-06T15:53:00.000-07:00

"It's blowing out your onion."
John

2006-03-06T15:52:00.001-07:00

"I've got heavy organs."
Greg

2006-03-06T15:52:00.000-07:00

"Nice patties Deena."
Elizabeth

2006-03-04T11:43:00.000-07:00

"Something's in the air, I'm not sure it's love."
Elizabeth (production meeting)

2006-03-03T19:10:00.000-07:00

"I buy all my clothes based on cost-per-wear."
Pat

2006-02-10T13:07:00.000-07:00

"My mom used to call my underwear, 'panties.'"
Greg

2006-02-08T14:03:00.000-07:00

"Dang it, you're gonna take all my dimes."
Jill

2006-02-03T17:22:00.000-07:00

"I hate to be honest, but you have to be honest."
Jeff

2006-02-02T17:06:00.000-07:00

"They feel that it would sabotage the essence of what they are trying to do."
Sarah

2006-02-02T17:02:00.000-07:00

"So, the world didn't end when I googled 'Google'."
Tom

2006-02-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

"That's been 'no way' for a long time now."
Tom

2006-01-31T21:00:00.000-07:00

"Im asleep right now."
Bart

2006-01-31T17:00:00.000-07:00

"Weird doesn't make good. It just makes weird."
Bart

2006-01-30T17:00:00.000-07:00

"He sounded pretty, though."
Breeze

2006-01-26T17:00:00.000-07:00

"And the paper is just paper thin."
Jeff

2006-01-25T05:00:00.000-07:00

*SNEEZE*
"Eww, something came up with that."
Jill

2006-01-24T17:00:00.000-07:00

"It's all going to be okay."
Elizabeth

2006-01-20T17:00:00.000-07:00

“I don’t drink coffee. That’s my problem.”
Jeff

2006-01-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

"I found a couple of ranchers for you guys."
Deena

2006-01-18T17:00:00.000-07:00

"It has more corners than a table can possibly have."
Tom

2006-01-17T17:00:00.000-07:00

“Maybe I’m just creepy. I don’t know.”
Steve H.

2006-01-12T17:00:00.000-07:00

“The scanner and I–we broke up.”
Jill

2006-01-10T17:00:00.000-07:00

“It teaches you about exercise and nutrition, back when I did that stuff.”
Bart

2006-01-05T17:00:00.000-07:00

“I’m Yoda.”
Bart

2005-12-21T17:00:00.000-07:00

“Nothing says ‘Merry Christmas’ like a sweater shaver.”
Amanda

2005-12-19T17:00:00.000-07:00

“I consider anything I do in my tennis shoes as working out.”
Jill

2005-12-12T17:00:00.000-07:00

“When in doubt, pay Jill.”
Jill (to accounting department)

2005-12-02T17:00:00.000-07:00

“I’ll take all the verbs.”
Tom

2005-11-28T17:00:00.000-07:00

“I Win!”
Tom (about his po’ boy)

2005-11-22T17:00:00.000-07:00

“I don’t want my chicken fried steak to be dancing.”
Tom

2005-11-16T17:00:00.000-07:00

"Why would you lay down a base of salad?"
Tom

2005-11-10T17:00:00.000-07:00

“I’m pretty much a fan of small metal filings.”
Karen

2005-11-08T17:00:00.000-07:00

"I was blessed with stubby legs."
Greg

2005-11-04T17:00:00.000-07:00

"Hisss!"
Oona

2005-11-02T17:00:00.000-07:00

“Jill, did you notice how much bigger my new office is than yours?”
Greg

“Just more room for bad ideas.”
Jill

2005-11-01T17:00:00.000-07:00

“I was trying to be like Greg. Stupid Greg.”
John

2005-10-31T17:00:00.000-07:00

“That was the sweetest smackdown I’ve ever heard.”
Steve M.

2005-10-28T16:00:00.000-07:00

“34 or 35. I can't remember.”
John

2005-10-26T16:00:00.000-07:00

“Hey!”
Bart

2005-10-25T16:00:00.000-07:00

“I’m against dried fruit. For that matter, fruit.”
Tom

2005-10-24T16:00:00.000-07:00

“You didn’t drool on my stuff, did you?”
Elizabeth

2005-10-21T16:00:00.000-07:00

“We’re supposed to be up and running by the 24th. But that’s a theory.”
Karen

2005-10-20T16:00:00.000-07:00

“The scripts are Spanish-ish”
Teresa

2005-10-19T20:00:00.000-07:00

"I’ve got a few hairballs this morning.”
Elizabeth

2005-10-17T16:00:00.000-07:00

"I went out and got a jumpsuit just for the occasion.”
Tom

2005-10-14T16:00:00.000-07:00

“If you knock a client down, you get a sandwich!”
Tom

2005-10-12T16:00:00.000-07:00

“I didn’t mean to break up your little garden party.”
Bart

2005-10-11T16:00:00.000-07:00

“No thanks I’ve had Chinese today, and I’m bloated.”
Louis (to Elizabeth when she offered him snacks)

2005-10-10T16:00:00.000-07:00

“I’ve never kissed an OC48 before.”
Bob

2005-10-06T16:00:00.000-07:00

“How often do you wear John’s clothes?"
Steve H. (to Greg)

2005-10-04T15:00:00.000-07:00

“I’ve been meaning to tell you; your laugh is too loud.”
Emily (to Greg)

2005-10-03T16:00:00.000-07:00

"I live by the code of the wolf.”
Tom

2005-09-30T16:00:00.000-07:00

"I’m addicted to touching aloe plants."
Amy

2005-09-29T16:00:00.000-07:00

"There was word-vomit all over the place."
Amanda

2005-09-28T21:00:00.000-07:00

“Steve, if you can’t handle your burrito, I’ll be glad to help you with it.”
Sarah

2005-09-26T15:45:00.000-07:00

"We can find you."
Phyllis

2005-09-23T16:00:00.000-07:00

"I’m opposed to white shoes any time of year."
Amanda

2005-09-20T16:00:00.000-07:00

“John caught me eating a chair-nug.”
Greg

2005-09-16T16:00:00.000-07:00

“We’ll provide verbal scenery.”
Greg

2005-09-15T16:01:00.000-07:00

“I’m a middle-aged, slightly overweight woman.”
Bart

2005-09-14T08:00:00.000-07:00

"There were lots of lasagnas. Or two."
John

2005-09-09T16:00:00.000-07:00

“Would you rather see something pretty, or would you rather see Albuquerque?”
Louis

2005-09-08T11:00:00.000-07:00

“I’ve got a pretty big elbow, but this burrito is much, much bigger.”
Lee

2005-09-06T16:00:00.000-07:00

“It’s Cheezit-thirty.”
Greg

2005-09-02T16:00:00.000-07:00

“Louis is the new Hal.”
Deena

2005-09-01T16:00:00.000-07:00

“I really don’t appreciate the squishy ones.”
Louis

2005-08-30T16:02:00.000-07:00

“That is what I aspire to have: good, strong thighs.”
Jeff

2005-08-29T16:00:00.000-07:00

“I’d prefer not to have any preferences.”
Tom

2005-08-25T16:00:00.000-07:00

“There’s nothing that happens here during the day that a blizzard wouldn’t take care of.”
Hal